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People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.


Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!


Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point


be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top


If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything


da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream


To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world


the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else


Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.


When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?


boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion


while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along


FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..


A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever


Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!


If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.


love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.


Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out