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Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
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