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What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
What is the velocity of the darkness ?
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
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