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Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
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