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How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
Where are the first 6 up's ?
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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