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The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
What do the military do in a civil war ?
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."
Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
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