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Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Are we related? Do you want to be?
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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