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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.


I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince


I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.


Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.


Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?


Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.


Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.


You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?


You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!


You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya


You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.


You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.


I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.


I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic


I'm easy. Are you?


I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.


I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.


You're so hot, your ass is on fire.


You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!


You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?