Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
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