The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
Greetings and salivations
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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