Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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