Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
Like the look of your crotch.
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
The only thing that matters is that we're together.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Hi. Are you cute?
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