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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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