*** Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
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