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Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
When god created the men he was only kidding
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