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Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
Do you want to see something swell?
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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