One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
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