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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
What's the difference between your job and your wife?Your job still sucks after five years!
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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