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Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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