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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
So....How am I doin'?
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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