You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are never too blond to learn !!!
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
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