You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
I'm good at maths, U+I=69
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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