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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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