i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
Got two nipples for a dime?
I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
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