At this moment i have a déja vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
How was Heaven when you left it?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
I think about you when I masturbate.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
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