One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Be unique and different, say yes.
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
How was Heaven when you left it?
There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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