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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!
i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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