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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number
You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed
Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
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