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Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!


What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you


If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.


You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME


If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


Are you free for the rest of your life?


You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!


Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
What is live? Live is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you.


Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going?


Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...


If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby


Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .


I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!


I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead


Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?


I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!