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Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!


Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.


Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!


Are you free for the rest of your life?


If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?


During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!


In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.


Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!


It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?


Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !


I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.


You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.


If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you


Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.


I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !


If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?