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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS


If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!


Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!


Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.


God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *


Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...


The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.


I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !


Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!


Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?


I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!


I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.


Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?


I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!


Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!


Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.


Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.