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I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!


Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!


Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.


Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!


Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?


It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!


In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.


Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.


I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!


Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!


Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.


You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!


Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!


I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?


I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!


If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby


Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!


There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.


If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!


Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!