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Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Yo momma's so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth.
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo momma’s so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she was on Ripley's Believe it or Not.
Yo momma's so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone.
Yo momma's so stupid her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me".
Yo momma’s so fat she takes posters not pictures.
Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma's so old, she was there when they laid out plans for the pyramids.
Yo momma’s so fat when she dances the band skips.
Yo momma’s so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live.
Yo momma’s so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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