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Yo momma's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here, she put Sagittarius.
Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read
Yo momma's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo momma's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
Yo momma's so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age.
Yo momma may be old, but she still parties like it's 1899.
Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma’s so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its time to eat.
Yo momma’s so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!
Yo momma's so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.
Yo momma's so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is expired.
Yo momma's so old when she reads the Bible she reminisces.
Yo momma's so old, she actually walked with the dinosaurs.
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