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Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma's so ugly she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
Yo momma's so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo momma's so ugly she could curdle urine.
Yo momma’s so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth.
Yo momma's so stupid it take her a half hour to make Minute Rice.
Yo momma's so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Yo momma's so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma's so stupid she sat on TV & watched the couch.
Yo momma’s so stupid she went to a 24hr store and asked what time they closed.
Yo momma's so stupid she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
Yo momma’s so fat she goes to Earl Shines Auto Garage to get her toenails painted.
Yo momma’s so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf .
Yo momma’s so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus.
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