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Yo momma’s so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo momma's hips are so fat, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma's so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.
Yo momma’s so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack!
Yo momma's so stupid she took a job cutting grass offshore.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo momma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D.
Yo momma's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks.
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates.
Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house.
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