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Yo momma’s so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo momma’s so ugly she makes legless kids run.
Yo momma's so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo momma's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo momma's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo momma's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma's so fat her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo momma's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo momma's so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
Yo momma's so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo momma's so ugly the tide won't even take her out.
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is "damn"
Yo momma's so fat light gets stuck near her.
Yo momma's so fat if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips.
Yo momma's so ugly when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
Yo momma's so fat your family portrait has stretchmarks.
Yo momma's so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma’s so ugly she was standing out under the stars and the man in the moon looked the other way.
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