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Yo momma's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory .
Yo momma's so ugly if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.
Yo momma's so stupid she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!
Yo momma's so stupid she gets lost in thought.
Yo momma's so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Yo momma’s so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
Yo momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma’s so ugly that when she was born your grandma said what a treasure and your grandpa said lets bury her.
Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folk's home.
Yo momma's so old her children's children's children's children's children's children have children of their own.
Yo momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo momma's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass.
Yo momma's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma's so stupid when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
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