To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.
If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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