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Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic French parachutes?
A: They open on impact.
Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
Q: Why did the Frenchman sell his water skis?
A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it.
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Frenchman is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bet on the duck. Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.
You spit upon our soldiers, on our pilots and Marines,
and now you'll get a little sense of just what payback means.
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