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A French firing squad stands in a circle, then surrenders.
Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
I'll take the Brits, the Aussies, the Israelis and the rest,
for when it comes to valor we have seen that they're the best.
We'll win this war without you and we'll total up the cost,
and take it from your foreign aid, and then you'll feel the loss.
And when your nation starts to fall, well Frenchie,
you can spare us, just call the Germans for a hand, they know the way to Paris.
Q: Why did the French agree to build the channel tunnel?
A: To make it easier to escape to England when the Germans come again.
The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Q: Why does Nike like the French Army?
A: They are a big buyer of running shoes.
Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup championship so wildly?
A: It was the first time they won anything without the help of the U.S.
Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
Eleven thousand soldiers lay beneath the dirt and stone,
all buried on a distant land so far away from home.
Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried.
Q: What's green, cold, slimey and croaks?
A: A Frenchman
Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies?
A: They're too hard to peel.
We'll count on one another as we face a moment dire,
while you sit on the sideline with a sign, "friendship for hire."
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