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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
Q: What does it say on the bottom of a Perrier bottle in France?
A: Open other end.
Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: It is three white fleur-de-lies on a white background.
Q: Why do Frenchmen always wear yellow ties?
A: To match their teeth.
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A: Mirage
Without a soldier worth a damn to be found within the region,
the French became the only land to need a Foreign Legion.
Q: What happens when a Frenchman doesn't pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
Q: How do you ruin a French party?
A: Flush the punch bowl.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him.
Q: What color is the American flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the British flag?
A: Red, White, and Blue.
Q: What color is the French flag?
A: White.
Q: Did you hear bout the French Kamikaze?
A: He flew 30 successful missions.
Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.
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