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Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your back yard?
A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice medicine?
A: He was caught having sex with some of his patients. It's a shame, he was the best veternnarian in town!
Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president?
A: Jacques ChIraq.
Q: How do you break a Frenchman's finger?
A: Hit him on the nose.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman with 1500 girl friends?
A: A shepherd.
Q: How do you confuse a Frenchman?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing.
one to turn tail and run.
one to roll over.
one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets.
and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.
You French all say we're arrogant. Well hell, we've earned the right--
We saved your sorry nation when you lacked the guts to fight.
A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The bartender says "HEY! You can't bring that pig in here."
The Frenchwoman says "Excuse me...but that's a duck."
The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck."
Seen on back of restroom door:
"Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth to another Frenchman. "
Q: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q: What did France used to be called?
A: Germany, and then we saved them.
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
Q: How do you keep a Frenchman in suspense?
True quote from French President Jacques Chirac:
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure. Obviously he was speaking for the French!
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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