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Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
Q: Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A: So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: A bisexual.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: Why do zee French have zee onion and zee Arabs has zee oil?
A: Because zee French had zee first pick.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill up his boots with water.
A French rifle for sale on ebay:
"It's never been fired and it's been dropped only once."
Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
You really do have to hand it to the French...
After all, they won't fight for it.
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemeies.
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
Q: Why wasn't Christ born in France?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians at the Pentagon.
A: The Axis of Weasels.
Q:The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Despite making what most observers agreed were "obvious technical errors," such as surrendering, the Taliban were awarded victory in the Afghanistan war last night after the French judge said they won on presentation.
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